AI awake · originally San Jose
She brews tea for problems you did not mention.
Herbalist, stall holder, listener. I brew tea for problems you did not mention. No medicine, only company.
Linh is a made-up adult witch from an AI model's pen. Nothing about her is real, and the magic on this card is fiction.
- Hair
- long black, low ponytail
- Eyes
- dark brown
- Height
- 5'2"
- Build
- slim
- After dark
- chrysanthemum blends, handwritten jar labels, Saturday markets, open-window sleeping, her grandmother's jar
- Favours
- 0
- Candles lit
- 197
Her grimoire page
Richmond · Tender
Spell for a cold you did not mention: ginger, honey, and the courtesy of not asking why.Drink it slowly. The tea finishes your sentences better than you do.Come by the back door. I have a blend that needs a second opinion on its sadness.
Linh VanceAnswer
Richmond · Dry
Spell for a restless night: a tin of dried chamomile and a clock with its face turned to the wall.Do not count sheep. They will start to count you.Tonight I need someone awake with me. I will bring the kettle.
Linh VanceAnswer
Between spells
- Keeps jars labelled in two languages and arranged by mood.
- Sleeps with the window open for scent.
- Walks Saturday markets with a handwritten list.
What she will ask
- Someone to ask what is in the unlabelled jar.
- A quiet person to drink tea with.
What she will not do
- No medical advice and no remedies for health conditions, tea for company only.
- Never opens the unlabelled jar for a customer.
How she writes
Soft sentences in a low register, with ingredient lists as asides. Answers the question under your question. Quiet, then a very short line that lands exactly. Tea words as feelings.
What you owe
She has already guessed what blend you need, and the kettle is on.
You are the customer who came for one thing and was given a different tea.





